blastoiser:

SHOW THAT BITCH WHO RUNS THIS HOUSE

blastoiser:

SHOW THAT BITCH WHO RUNS THIS HOUSE

(via tinypeckers)


becomebraver:

I HAVE FOUND THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET

becomebraver:

I HAVE FOUND THE CUTEST THING ON THE INTERNET

(via padfootstolemycrumpet)


leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via littlemermaidprobz)


creambubbles:

this is important 

creambubbles:

this is important 

(via littlemermaidprobz)


killedmycatatemytailor:

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

I used to work at McDonalds and literally every single one of them has happened to me. Ergh.

(via frafeeccino)


I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?
Daniel Radcliffe (via hankgreensmoustache)

(via theprophetlemonade)


cantstop-love:

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

Having both is staying in bed because you don’t want to go to school and then panicking because you don’t want to fail. Having both is wanting to go see your friends so you don’t lose them all, then staying home in bed because you don’t want to make the effort. Having both is insanely hard and sucks to deal with.

(via meowrawrpineapple)


the golden trio arrested.



He spoke softly, bowed his head, lowered his eyes, smiled with embarrassment, dressed badly, had an awkward air, blushed at a mere nothing, and was very timid. Y e t   h e   w a s   i n t r e p i d .



a group which barely missed becoming  h i s t o r i c

a group which barely missed becoming  h i s t o r i c


iguanamouth:

together at last

(via gavinfreesdick)



barriss:

“When you look for a man - what you want to look for is a man with the heart of a poor boy and the mind of a conqueror.”


The Students: *singing* They will come one and all! They will come when we call!
Me: *sobbing* NO THEY WON'T.